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13 June 2025 @ 12:00 pm

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I just want you to mind your own fucking business want to know who you are before I add you.
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pondiesexual
15 July 2009 @ 08:42 pm
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pondiesexual
14 July 2009 @ 03:02 pm

Happy Bastille Day! Today the French celebrate the event that sparked the French revolution. In honor of our Francophone friends, what is your favorite French thing? Bonus points for answers en français.


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Mon favorit objet francais est la douche. En anglais, c'est "the shower", mais la douche est tres amusant, n'est-ce pas?

Yeah, didn't feel like getting any of the accents in there.

VIVE LE FRANCAIS!
 
 
pondiesexual
11 July 2009 @ 01:56 am
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“Hey guys, I don't really know why I'm doing this right now. Messages probably gonna come out and be all shot your face soon. But I don't know I guess and you probably haven't heard my voice and this is what it sounds like. I'm from Long Island, so I said Long Island so if you want a sweet dog and God and I said and not at I said and not at. I don't know what else I see different. I'd say soda and not pop I say water coming and not babler(?). I think that's about it. Nevertheless you can't tell ___ and the only I sent I can give with you. You're the only accent so like New York with and English. That's about it. Ok. Bye.”

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LOLOL I LOVE AUTO-TRANSCRIBED VOICE POSTS.
 
 
pondiesexual
07 July 2009 @ 12:12 am

What was the subject title of your first-ever LJ entry?

Submitted By [info]paperxflowerz


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Writer's Block: How I Got On LJ

Coincidentally, my first post on LJ was about getting onto LJ.
 
 
pondiesexual
29 June 2009 @ 10:04 am

Have you ever performed CPR, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, or the Heimleich maneuver on someone in an emergency?


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I think my mom said it was 'dad'.
 
 
pondiesexual
23 June 2009 @ 12:10 pm

What do you miss most about being a kid?

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Well, technically I am still a kid, but I miss playing all the stupid kid games. Hide and go seek and shit. I love that game still. >>

It's fun, damnit!
 
 
pondiesexual
15 June 2009 @ 09:43 pm

Describe your idea of a perfect summer vacation.


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A lot of sleeping, a lot of swimming, and spending it with one person.
 
 
pondiesexual
13 June 2009 @ 04:45 pm

What do you think is the worst job?


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Plumber.
 
 
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pondiesexual
20 April 2009 @ 06:23 am

Your birthday is a time when you get to indulge in all your favorite things. So indulge us—what's your favorite LJ post?


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THIS ONE! I don't know if I like the comments or the content better. ^^
 
 
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Current Mood: loved
Current Music: Damn Regret - RJA
 
 
pondiesexual
14 April 2009 @ 05:43 pm

LiveJournal is turning 10 and we're feeling nostalgic. What was your first LJ post about?


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MY FIRST POST.
 
 
pondiesexual
08 April 2009 @ 10:33 pm

If you discovered a new planet, what would you name it?

Submitted By [info]thethicket


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PLUTO II.
Like Audrey II. Only better 'cause it's Pluto.
 
 
pondiesexual
07 April 2009 @ 11:12 pm
SEX.  

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX.
 
 
pondiesexual
29 March 2009 @ 10:01 pm

You finally have an excuse to use it—what userpic do you not get to use very often but can't delete because it's just that awesome?


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=D
 
 
pondiesexual

How are you a better person today than you were ten years ago?

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Hm. Ten years ago I was five. I was a damn adoreable five-year-old. I don't know, I think I'm about the same...'cept...a lot different. o_o

Goodness wise, though, I don't think I'm any better.
 
 
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Current Music: An American Tail
 
 
pondiesexual

Have you ever met a celebrity in real life? Who was it and how did your paths cross?

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He's not a real huge celebrity. I've known him since I was six. Thomas Batuello from The Naked Brothers Band. Let me clarify that I don't like the show...neither does he. xD

He and his family joined our church when I was six and he was five. The First Universalist Church of Southold. He's a lot fucking cooler irl than on the TV show. He's the most amazing bassist I've ever met (besides my dad) but he's very, very modest. He's fun to be around. And a dumbass.
 
 
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Current Music: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
 
 
pondiesexual
03 March 2009 @ 06:22 am

You're packing your bag for that other desert island—the one with no electricity—what 5 books do you take with you?

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In no particular order:

1. The Book Thief - Set in WWII. Narrated by Death. Follows the story of a young girl living with her foster parents who house a Jewish runaway. The first book to ever make me sob.

2. Twilight - I'm always a sucker for the originals. I wouldn't bring the other three books. I read them each time they came out and re-read the entire series again when Breaking Dawn came out, but that's the extent of my re-reading. Give me Twilight and I'll be happy.

3. Peaches - Thankfully, I believe, they have a book that has the trilogy in one. Set in modern time, three girls Birdie, Murphy, and Lydia are stuck on Darlington Peach Orchird one summer and discover they had more in common than they thought.

4. Where The Sidewalk Ends - Shel Silverstien...did I even spell his name right? Does anything else need to be said? One of my favorite poets.

5. It's Kind Of A Different Story - I don't remember the names of the characters or anything. The main character works his ass off to get into a school that he then realizes he doesn't have the smarts to be in. Wants to commit suicide and calls the suicide hotline. Enters himself into a psych ward and then finds out he has to be put into the adult psych ward because there was flooding in the children's.

I'm such a bookworm. ._.
 
 
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Current Music: I Fought The Law - The Clash
 
 
pondiesexual
01 March 2009 @ 06:35 pm

If you could ask your pet any question (and they could answer you), what would it be?

Submitted By [info]frisinator


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What's it like to lick your genitals?
 
 
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Current Mood: curious
Current Music: O Mistress Mine - Emilie Autumn
 
 
pondiesexual
23 February 2009 @ 07:18 pm

Who had the best outfit at the Oscars this year? Who had the worst?


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I really loved Natalie Portman's dress. It was simple but beautiful. ^^ Plus, it's Natalie Portman, so I'm sort of biased.

I can't remember her name, but holy mother of God, the woman who was presenting Meryl Streep for best actress...-cringe-. Her makeup and dress and osrihoahroighgr. I sort of wanted to hide. STEP AWAYYYY FROM THE BOTOX.
 
 
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Current Music: O Mistress Mine - Emilie Autumn
 
 
pondiesexual
22 February 2009 @ 03:17 pm

What movie, whether it was nominated by the Academy or not, gets your personal vote for Best Picture of 2008?


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Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Repo! The Genetic Opera.
Repo! The Genetic Opera.
 
 
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